laugh. comment. share.
Your nickname :
Email (optional) :
0/2000 characters
Categories :
Gender? :

Sort: All Time | Today Only | This Week | This Month | This Year

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

#24
0 Comments

Freaking hilarious! (1) - Is that supposed to be funny? (0)

Apr 9, 2010 07:26 AM - Classic - by laughin

More

Sign up for more!

Five people - four guys and a young woman - were on a plane when it suddenly plunged into the sea. Miraculously, all five survived the crash but found themselves stranded on a desert island. Since the guys needed to satisfy their natural urges, with the woman's agreement they drew up a rota whereby each would take it in turns to screw her as much as possible for the next six years, satisfying both the guys and the nymphomaniac woman until she died unexpectedly. The first month went by and it was awful for the guys; the second month was really bad; the third month was almost unbearable; by the fourth month they couldn't take it any more, so they buried her.

#20
0 Comments

Freaking hilarious! (0) - Is that supposed to be funny? (0)

Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Dirty - by KingSky

More

Sign up for more!

A guy goes into a diner and orders a hamburger. A few minutes later the waitress returns with a plate with a bun, but no burger. The waitress puts down the plate, reaches under her arm, pulls out a burger and puts it on the bun.
The customer says "That's disgusting" and the waitress says, "Just be glad you didn't order a hot dog"

#17
0 Comments

Freaking hilarious! (0) - Is that supposed to be funny? (1)

Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Work - by bf400

More

Sign up for more!

A man working at a lumberyard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers. At the hospital, the surgeon said "Give me the fingers and I'll see what we can do".
"I haven't got them" said the man.
"Why not?" asked the surgeon. "This is 2010, we've got microsurgery and can probably reattach them! Why didn't you bring them in?"
The man replied "I couldn't pick them up."

#22
0 Comments

Freaking hilarious! (1) - Is that supposed to be funny? (0)

Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Classic - by KingSky

More

Sign up for more!

A police officer arrived at the scene of a horrific accident with several fatalities. Body parts were everywhere! He was making careful notes of where everything was when he suddenly came across a decapitated human head. He wrote in his notebook: "head on bullevard", but no, that wasn't right. He wrote: "bouelevard" and then "boolevard", but knew it still wasn't right. With a quick glance to make sure nobody was around he gave the head a kick and wrote "head on curb".

#21
0 Comments

Freaking hilarious! (0) - Is that supposed to be funny? (0)

Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Dirty - by KingSky

More

Sign up for more!
Sign up | Password ?