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Five people - four guys and a young woman - were on a plane when it suddenly plunged into the sea. Miraculously, all five survived the crash but found themselves stranded on a desert island. Since the guys needed to satisfy their natural urges, with the woman's agreement they drew up a rota whereby each would take it in turns to screw her as much as possible for the next six years, satisfying both the guys and the nymphomaniac woman until she died unexpectedly. The first month went by and it was awful for the guys; the second month was really bad; the third month was almost unbearable; by the fourth month they couldn't take it any more, so they buried her.

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Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Dirty - by KingSky

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A guy goes into a diner and orders a hamburger. A few minutes later the waitress returns with a plate with a bun, but no burger. The waitress puts down the plate, reaches under her arm, pulls out a burger and puts it on the bun.
The customer says "That's disgusting" and the waitress says, "Just be glad you didn't order a hot dog"

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Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Work - by bf400

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A man working at a lumberyard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers. At the hospital, the surgeon said "Give me the fingers and I'll see what we can do".
"I haven't got them" said the man.
"Why not?" asked the surgeon. "This is 2010, we've got microsurgery and can probably reattach them! Why didn't you bring them in?"
The man replied "I couldn't pick them up."

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Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Classic - by KingSky

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A police officer arrived at the scene of a horrific accident with several fatalities. Body parts were everywhere! He was making careful notes of where everything was when he suddenly came across a decapitated human head. He wrote in his notebook: "head on bullevard", but no, that wasn't right. He wrote: "bouelevard" and then "boolevard", but knew it still wasn't right. With a quick glance to make sure nobody was around he gave the head a kick and wrote "head on curb".

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Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Dirty - by KingSky

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A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar and the the bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Bar - by bf400

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