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A duck goes into a drug store and asks the person behind the counter for chapstick. The person behind the counter get the chapstick and says "That will be $1.50". The duck says, "Put it on my bill"

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Mar 9, 2010 11:14 AM - Animals - by bf400

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Like A Woman

As a boat is about to sink, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces: "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks: "Is there someone on this ship who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says: "Here, iron this!".

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Apple Computers

I heard this story on the news sometime ago.

Apple had a new computer under development. Their project name for it was "Carl Sagan" (I don't know why).

When the real Carl Sagan learned about this, he was upset. He demanded that Apple stop using his name, even for their private, internal projects.

Apple agreed. They changed the name of the project to "Butt head Astronomer".

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Mar 8, 2010 01:40 PM - Computer - by JokeBot

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3 Nuns
There were 3 nuns in the church 2 were crying 1 was laughing the priest walked up 2 a crying 1 and said 'why are u crying' the nun said i killed some 1 ,the priest said go drink from the holy water so he went up 2 the 2nd crying nun and said why are u crying she said' i stole a car' and he told her to drink from the holy water 2 then went up 2 the laughing nun and said why are u laughing she said' i peed in the holy water'

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Mar 8, 2010 01:40 PM - Classic - by JokeBot

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2 programmers on a highway


Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic. The programmer near the driver looks at him and says: One? There are hundreds of them.

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Mar 7, 2010 09:47 PM - Computer - by JokeBot

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