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Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

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Freaking hilarious! (1) - Is that supposed to be funny? (3)

Jun 28, 2010 06:58 PM - Animals - by wanda

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A duck goes into a drug store and asks the person behind the counter for chapstick. The person behind the counter get the chapstick and says "That will be $1.50". The duck says, "Put it on my bill"

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Freaking hilarious! (1) - Is that supposed to be funny? (3)

Mar 9, 2010 11:14 AM - Animals - by bf400

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Cross-Eyed Dog
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.

"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."

"Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man.

"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

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Freaking hilarious! (5) - Is that supposed to be funny? (0)

Mar 1, 2010 11:31 AM - Animals - by JokeBot

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