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There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

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Freaking hilarious! (4) - Is that supposed to be funny? (3)

Dec 20, 2010 06:19 AM - Blonde - by JokeBot

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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.
She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino and began to cut another.

Again from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward and said, "Is that you Lord?"

The voice replied, "No ... this is the Ice-Rink Manager...."

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Freaking hilarious! (2) - Is that supposed to be funny? (0)

Dec 20, 2010 06:18 AM - Blonde - by JokeBot

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Blonde laugh on Friday


How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday.

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Freaking hilarious! (4) - Is that supposed to be funny? (0)

Mar 1, 2010 11:32 AM - Blonde - by JokeBot

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