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CAR CRASH

I rear-ended a car a few days ago....... I tell you, It was a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a friggin’ DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"

So I said, "well, which one are you then?"

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Dec 20, 2010 06:07 AM - Classic - by JokeBot

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During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."

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Apr 9, 2010 07:27 AM - Classic - by red54

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Apr 9, 2010 07:26 AM - Classic - by laughin

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A man working at a lumberyard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers. At the hospital, the surgeon said "Give me the fingers and I'll see what we can do".
"I haven't got them" said the man.
"Why not?" asked the surgeon. "This is 2010, we've got microsurgery and can probably reattach them! Why didn't you bring them in?"
The man replied "I couldn't pick them up."

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Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Classic - by KingSky

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3 Nuns
There were 3 nuns in the church 2 were crying 1 was laughing the priest walked up 2 a crying 1 and said 'why are u crying' the nun said i killed some 1 ,the priest said go drink from the holy water so he went up 2 the 2nd crying nun and said why are u crying she said' i stole a car' and he told her to drink from the holy water 2 then went up 2 the laughing nun and said why are u laughing she said' i peed in the holy water'

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Mar 8, 2010 01:40 PM - Classic - by JokeBot

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