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A police officer arrived at the scene of a horrific accident with several fatalities. Body parts were everywhere! He was making careful notes of where everything was when he suddenly came across a decapitated human head. He wrote in his notebook: "head on bullevard", but no, that wasn't right. He wrote: "bouelevard" and then "boolevard", but knew it still wasn't right. With a quick glance to make sure nobody was around he gave the head a kick and wrote "head on curb".

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Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Dirty - by KingSky

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Five people - four guys and a young woman - were on a plane when it suddenly plunged into the sea. Miraculously, all five survived the crash but found themselves stranded on a desert island. Since the guys needed to satisfy their natural urges, with the woman's agreement they drew up a rota whereby each would take it in turns to screw her as much as possible for the next six years, satisfying both the guys and the nymphomaniac woman until she died unexpectedly. The first month went by and it was awful for the guys; the second month was really bad; the third month was almost unbearable; by the fourth month they couldn't take it any more, so they buried her.

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Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Dirty - by KingSky

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What does F**K Mean?

Their was this kid that always got picked on at school. everyday his friends and kids that whent to school always said to him f**k you.well the dumb kid always was curious about what
the word f**k means. one day he got real
sad and wanted to know what it meant,so he ran home and rushed in the house screaming out for his father. he yelled
"pah"and then his pa came out and asked what hell you want boy? the boy said "pah" what does f**k mean. and then his pah said son i think its time you knew what f**k mean. pah then yelled out "mah" get down here son want sto know what f**k mean. mah comes down stairs pah says mah take off your clothes and get in your posission.he turns to his son and said son you see that pink spot on mah."uh huh"watch your pah go to work. then the boys sister came in the door and says what are they doin? the boy turns his head
and with a smile he says they fuckin.
sister says what does f**k mean.

WELL YOU SEE THAT BROWN SPOT ON PAH "uh huh" WATCH YOUR BROTHER GO TO WORK.

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Mar 6, 2010 06:05 AM - Dirty - by JokeBot

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