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CAR CRASH

I rear-ended a car a few days ago....... I tell you, It was a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a friggin’ DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"

So I said, "well, which one are you then?"

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Dec 20, 2010 06:07 AM - Classic - by JokeBot

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Cross-Eyed Dog
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.

"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."

"Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man.

"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

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Mar 1, 2010 11:31 AM - Animals - by JokeBot

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1 Wish Per Blonde:

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

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Dec 20, 2010 06:19 AM - Blonde - by JokeBot

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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

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Dec 20, 2010 05:58 AM - Bar - by JokeBot

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A man working at a lumberyard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers. At the hospital, the surgeon said "Give me the fingers and I'll see what we can do".
"I haven't got them" said the man.
"Why not?" asked the surgeon. "This is 2010, we've got microsurgery and can probably reattach them! Why didn't you bring them in?"
The man replied "I couldn't pick them up."

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Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Classic - by KingSky

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