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Blonde laugh on Friday

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday.

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Mar 1, 2010 11:32 AM - Blonde - by JokeBot

A duck goes into a drug store and asks the person behind the counter for chapstick. The person behind the counter get the chapstick and says "That will be $1.50". The duck says, "Put it on my bill"

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Mar 9, 2010 11:14 AM - Animals - by bf400

A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar and the the bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Bar - by bf400

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

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Jun 28, 2010 06:58 PM - Animals - by wanda

A police officer arrived at the scene of a horrific accident with several fatalities. Body parts were everywhere! He was making careful notes of where everything was when he suddenly came across a decapitated human head. He wrote in his notebook: "head on bullevard", but no, that wasn't right. He wrote: "bouelevard" and then "boolevard", but knew it still wasn't right. With a quick glance to make sure nobody was around he gave the head a kick and wrote "head on curb".

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Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Dirty - by KingSky

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