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2 programmers on a highway


Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic. The programmer near the driver looks at him and says: One? There are hundreds of them.

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Mar 7, 2010 09:47 PM - Computer - by JokeBot

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A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please" so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.

All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter.

The barman came over and said "Wha.. wh.. You just shot my friend!!!" the panda calmly replied "Do you know what I am?" "Why yes," the barman answered. "Your a panda." "Good," the panda nodded "Now go home and look up 'panda' in the dictionary." And with that, the panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, however he was very eager to be enlighted on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary.

After a while, he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition:

PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.

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Dec 20, 2010 05:59 AM - Bar - by JokeBot

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CAR CRASH

I rear-ended a car a few days ago....... I tell you, It was a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a friggin’ DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"

So I said, "well, which one are you then?"

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Dec 20, 2010 06:07 AM - Classic - by JokeBot

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Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

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Jun 28, 2010 06:58 PM - Animals - by wanda

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A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar and the the bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Mar 11, 2010 10:39 AM - Bar - by bf400

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