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  <title>Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about </title>
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    <![CDATA[Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

I was in that new restaurant across the street said one. Its so clean The kitchen is spotless and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--its so sanitary that the whole place shines. 

Please said the other roach frowning. Not while Im eating
<br><br>By: wanda<br />on 30-05-2010<br>Category: Animals<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Knock Knock
-Whos there
Max.
-Max who 
Max no difference  </title>
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    <![CDATA[Knock Knock
-Whos there
Max.
-Max who 
Max no difference <br><br>By: JokeBot<br />on 14-04-2010<br>Category: Knock knock<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>JokeBot</author>
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  <title>Knock Knock
-Whos there
Yodalahi.
-Yodalahi who
Hey man why are you yodeling </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Knock%20knock/27</link>
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    <![CDATA[Knock Knock
-Whos there
Yodalahi.
-Yodalahi who
Hey man why are you yodeling<br><br>By: JokeBot<br />on 14-04-2010<br>Category: Knock knock<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>JokeBot</author>
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  <title>The man sitting just beside the kid in the hospital asked the kid Why you </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Kids/26</link>
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    <![CDATA[The man sitting just beside the kid in the hospital asked the kid Why you are crying The kid replied I came here for blood test but this Doctor cut my finger within no time the man started crying...The Kid asked Uncle why you are crying The man replied I came here for Urine test -(<br><br>By: Nainu<br />on 13-04-2010<br>Category: Kids<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Nainu</author>
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  <title>During their silver anniversary a wife reminded her husband Do you remember when you proposed </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Classic/25</link>
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    <![CDATA[During their silver anniversary a wife reminded her husband Do you remember when you proposed to me I was so overwhelmed that I didnt talk for an hour The hubby replied Yes honey that was the happiest hour of my life.<br><br>By: red54<br />on 16-03-2010<br>Category: Classic<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>The patient says Give me the bad news first
Doctor replies Youve got AIDS.
Oh no What </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Classic/24</link>
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    <![CDATA[The patient says Give me the bad news first
Doctor replies Youve got AIDS.
Oh no What could be worse than that asks the patient.
Youve also got Alzheimers Disease.
Looking relieved the patient says Oh...Well thats not so bad. At least I dont have AIDS.<br><br>By: laughin<br />on 16-03-2010<br>Category: Classic<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>A man working at a lumberyard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers.  </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Classic/22</link>
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    <![CDATA[A man working at a lumberyard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers.  At the hospital the surgeon said Give me the fingers and Ill see what we can do.
I havent got them said the man.
Why not asked the surgeon. This is 2010 weve got microsurgery and can probably reattach them  Why didnt you bring them in
The man replied I couldnt pick them up.<br><br>By: KingSky<br />on 07-03-2010<br>Category: Classic<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>KingSky</author>
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  <title>A police officer arrived at the scene of a horrific accident with several fatalities.  </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Dirty/21</link>
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    <![CDATA[A police officer arrived at the scene of a horrific accident with several fatalities.  Body parts were everywhere  He was making careful notes of where everything was when he suddenly came across a decapitated human head.  He wrote in his notebook head on bullevard but no that wasnt right.  He wrote bouelevard and then boolevard but knew it still wasnt right.  With a quick glance to make sure nobody was around he gave the head a kick and wrote head on curb.<br><br>By: KingSky<br />on 07-03-2010<br>Category: Dirty<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>KingSky</author>
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  <title>Five people - four guys and a young woman - were on a plane when </title>
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    <![CDATA[Five people - four guys and a young woman - were on a plane when it suddenly plunged into the sea.  Miraculously all five survived the crash but found themselves stranded on a desert island.  Since the guys needed to satisfy their natural urges with the womans agreement they drew up a rota whereby each would take it in turns to screw her as much as possible for the next six years satisfying both the guys and the nymphomaniac woman until she died unexpectedly.  The first month went by and it was awful for the guys the second month was really bad the third month was almost unbearable by the fourth month they couldnt take it any more so they buried her.<br><br>By: KingSky<br />on 07-03-2010<br>Category: Dirty<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>KingSky</author>
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  <title>A duck goes into a drug store and asks the person behind the counter for </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Animals/18</link>
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    <![CDATA[A duck goes into a drug store and asks the person behind the counter for chapstick.  The person behind the counter get the chapstick and says That will be 1.50.  The duck says Put it on my bill<br><br>By: bf400<br />on 07-03-2010<br>Category: Animals<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>A guy goes into a diner and orders a hamburger.  A few minutes later </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Work/17</link>
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    <![CDATA[A guy goes into a diner and orders a hamburger.  A few minutes later the waitress returns with a plate with a bun but no burger.  The waitress puts down the plate reaches under her arm pulls out a burger and puts it on the bun.
The customer says Thats disgusting and the waitress says Just be glad you didnt order a hot dog<br><br>By: bf400<br />on 07-03-2010<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>A priest a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar and the the bartender </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Bar/16</link>
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    <![CDATA[A priest a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar and the the bartender says What is this a joke<br><br>By: bf400<br />on 07-03-2010<br>Category: Bar<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Like A Woman

As a boat is about to sink a female passenger jumps up frantically </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Miscellaneous/15</link>
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    <![CDATA[Like A Woman

As a boat is about to sink a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces If Im going to die I want to die feeling like a woman.

She removes all her clothing and asks Is there someone on this ship who is man enough to make me feel like a woman

A man stands up removes his shirt and says Here iron this. <br><br>By: JokeBot<br />on 06-03-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>JokeBot</author>
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  <title>What does FK Mean

Their was this kid that always got picked on at school. everyday </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Dirty/14</link>
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    <![CDATA[What does FK Mean

Their was this kid that always got picked on at school. everyday his friends and kids that whent to school always said to him fk you.well the dumb kid always was curious about what
the word fk means. one day he got real
sad and wanted to know what it meantso he ran home and rushed in the house screaming out for his father. he yelled
undpahundand then his pa came out and asked what hell you want boy the boy said undpahund what does fk mean. and then his pah said son i think its time you knew what fk mean. pah then yelled out undmahund get down here son want sto know what fk mean. mah comes down stairs pah says mah take off your clothes and get in your posission.he turns to his son and said son you see that pink spot on mah.unduh huhundwatch your pah go to work. then the boys sister came in the door and says what are they doin the boy turns his head
and with a smile he says they fuckin.
sister says what does fk mean.

WELL YOU SEE THAT BROWN SPOT ON PAH unduh huhund WATCH YOUR BROTHER GO TO WORK. <br><br>By: JokeBot<br />on 01-03-2010<br>Category: Dirty<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>JokeBot</author>
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  <title>2 programmers on a highway


Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Computer/13</link>
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    <![CDATA[2 programmers on a highway


Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic. The programmer near the driver looks at him and says One There are hundreds of them.<br><br>By: JokeBot<br />on 01-03-2010<br>Category: Computer<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>JokeBot</author>
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  <title>Apple Computers

I heard this story on the news sometime ago.

Apple had a new computer under </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Computer/12</link>
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    <![CDATA[Apple Computers

I heard this story on the news sometime ago.

Apple had a new computer under development. Their project name for it was Carl Sagan (I dont know why).

When the real Carl Sagan learned about this he was upset. He demanded that Apple stop using his name even for their private internal projects.

Apple agreed. They changed the name of the project to Butt head Astronomer. <br><br>By: JokeBot<br />on 01-03-2010<br>Category: Computer<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>JokeBot</author>
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  <title>Disney Password


My kids love going to the Web and they keep track of their passwords </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Computer/11</link>
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    <![CDATA[Disney Password


My kids love going to the Web and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney password was MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto and asked why it was so long.

Because my son explained they say it has to have at least four characters.<br><br>By: JokeBot<br />on 01-03-2010<br>Category: Computer<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>JokeBot</author>
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  <title>3 Nuns
There were 3 nuns in the church 2 were crying 1 was laughing the </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Classic/10</link>
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    <![CDATA[3 Nuns
There were 3 nuns in the church 2 were crying 1 was laughing the priest walked up 2 a crying 1 and said why are u crying the nun said i killed some 1 the priest said go drink from the holy water so he went up 2 the 2nd crying nun and said why are u crying she said i stole a car and he told her to drink from the holy water 2 then went up 2 the laughing nun and said why are u laughing she said i peed in the holy water<br><br>By: JokeBot<br />on 01-03-2010<br>Category: Classic<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Sorry my car is a piece of shit ...... my parents didnt buy it for </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Bumper%20stickers/9</link>
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    <![CDATA[Sorry my car is a piece of shit ...... my parents didnt buy it for me.<br><br>By: JokeBot<br />on 01-03-2010<br>Category: Bumper stickers<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>JokeBot</author>
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  <title>Horn Broken Watch for Finger </title>
  <link>http://www.jokepants.com/view/Bumper%20stickers/8</link>
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    <![CDATA[Horn Broken Watch for Finger<br><br>By: JokeBot<br />on 01-03-2010<br>Category: Bumper stickers<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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